Flyers Offseason Report 1

       So it's been a while since we've covered the Flyers on the beat.  Albeit, there hasn't been much to cover. Thankfully the new season is less than 4 months away, the draft is in a week and the offseason moves are starting to take shape.

Phillies Drop Fourth In A Row

    The Phillies ran their losing streak up to four after dropping last nights series opener to the Twins.  The offense sputtered yet again, and the Phillies fell 3-2 in the end.
  

 This cat couldn't stand to watch so he passed out.  Read on.

Phillies Sweep Marlins

    The Phillies closed out today's series with the Miami High School Marlins, winning 6-1 to sweep the rotting fish right out of town.  The Phillies are now on a four game win streak and sit with a .500 record for the first time since Wheels had his real hair.

Nothing more American than a Phillies sweep.  Read onward!

Phillies Walk-Off in Grand Fashion

    The Phillies faced off against the Marlins from Miami Little League this evening.  After the offense was silent for most the game, the Phillies trailed 2-0 before eventually tying things up at 2 apiece.  After falling behind 3-2 in the tenth the Phillies tied things back up yet again in the bottom half of the frame, before walking off in the eleventh to win 7-3.

I hope you weren't sleeping like this dog when this game ended.  Read on!

Brown Hotter Than a Volcano, Phillies Win

    The Phillies won their second straight game tonight as they topped the Rookie League Marlins by a score of 7-2.  The Phillies were firing on all cylinders tonight, as they received dominant pitching and an outburst from the offense.

This is how I feel about tonight's game.  Read on companions!

Phillies Top Brew Crew

    The Phillies were able to salvage the last game of the series against the Brewers this afternoon with a 7-5 win.  An early outburst from what has often been a stagnant offense this year allowed the Phillies to hold on for a victory in the end.

Phillies Fall to Brewers Again

    The Phillies stumbled yet again today as they dropped yet another game to the Brewers.  The Phillies seem to have a phobia about scoring more than 3 runs this season and today was no different, as they lost 4-3.

This Phillies ice sculpture represents just how ice cold the offense has been all season.  Read on!