Currently I have an hour to kill and I wouldn't be a good college student if I chose to spend it doing homework. So, instead I will come up with some terrible nicknames for the Phillies players. Hold on to your seats because here it goes, make suggestions in the comments or on Twitter: @BroadStBeat:
Actual Nickname: My Nickname for him:
Jimmy Rollins- "J-Roll" "Infield Fly" "Jimmy Popup"(Courtesy of @msankey86)
Freddy Galvis- "Freddy Fantastic"
Chase Utley- "The Man" "Our Savior"
Ryan Howard- "The Big Piece" "The Shift"
Michael Young- "Michael Forever Young"(Courtesy of @NotWheeler)
Dom Brown- "Downtown Dom Brown" "What Can Brown Do For You?"
Ben Revere- "The Hits are Coming, The Hits are Coming"
John Mayberry Jr.- "Can't Play-Berry"
Laynce Nix- "Sir Nix Alot"
Erik Kratz- "TurkeyPig" "The Kratz Meow""The Kratz Pajama's"
Carlos Ruiz- "Chooch" "Senor Octubre"
Delmon Young- "Delmon Sure-As-Hell-Doesn't- Move-Like-He's Young"
Kevin Frandsen- "Just Let Him Pinch-Hit Already Charlie!"
Humberto Quintero- "The Bench Warmer"
Ezequiel Carrera- "Who?"
Cole Hamels- "Hollywood" "Cy Hamels"
Roy Halladay- "Doc" "Happy Halladay's"
Cliff Lee- "The Cliff Hanger"
Kyle Kendrick- "Kyle Kendrick(Good)" "Lyle Kendrick(Bad)"
John Lannan- "The Platypus" "Despicable Me"
Jonathan Pettibone- "Bonesaw"
Jonathan Papelbon- "Cinco-Ocho" "Mr. Leadership Himself"
Mike Adams- "Old Faithful"
Jeremy Horst- "A Horst is a Horst of Course, of Course"
Antonio Bastardo- "The Big Bastardo" "Bubble-butt Bastardo"
Chad Durbin- "Ex Lax" "Damned if you do Durbin"(Courtesy of @matthewj0hn)
Raul Valdes- "Well This Ones Over"
Phillippe Aumont- "The Canadian Crusher"
There you have them, my terrible attempt at giving every Phillies player a nickname. If you've made it to this point of the article congratulations, give yourself a pat on the back, you've earned it! Don't forget to send us your suggestions!
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