Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Doc & Phillies Take A Beating

    Well I don't know about you but I haven't seen something from Philly take a beating this bad since Rocky Balboa's first fight against Clubber Lang (Mr. T).  The Phillies got absolutely hammered tonight by a score of 14 to 2, courtesy of seven Indians home runs.

Let the Delmon Young Experiment Begin!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, step right up to see the great beast, the worlds largest and slowest outfielder, and I use the term outfielder lightly, Delmon Young!  That's right Phillies fans, Delmon Young has been activated from the disabled list after off season ankle surgery kept him out for all of Spring Training and most of the first month of the season.  So tonight, Ruben Amaro Jr.'s great outfield experiment begins.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Flyers End Season on a High Note

       The Flyers went into Ottawa tonight and stole one 2-1.  This pushes their final record above .500 if you listen to the commentators, though with overtime losses they still technically have more losses than wins.  At least 48 game seasons don't really count right?

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Finding Doug Collins' Replacement

    While the NBA playoffs are heating up, the Sixers are at home on the couch: not exactly what Sixers fans had envisioned for their team during last offseason. But things don't always go according to plan and the 76ers need to move on and find Doug Collins' replacement.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Phillies Fall to Pirates...Again

    Yet again tonight the Phillies dropped a game to their in-state rivals the Pittsburgh Pirates.  The Phillies fell by a final score of 5-3 and will now look to salvage a series split tomorrow in the series finale.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Phillies Forget Bats, Fall to Pirates

    In an all too familiar turn of events tonight, the Phillies forgot to bring their bats to Citizens Bank Park yet again as they fell to the Pirates by a score of 2-0.  The loss breaks up the exhilarating two game win streak the Phightins' had been on and drops their 2013 record to 9-12.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Phillies Sneak By Pirates

    The Phillies snuck by their in-state rival the Pittsburgh Pirates tonight by a score of 3-2.  With John "Despicable Me" Lannan on the DL, the Phillies were left with a decision to make as to which young starter they would call up for tonight's game.